Cupid

Kermit: Why did you want to see me, Ms Bootylicious?

Ms Bootylicious: Well Kermit, I have a friend I want to introduce to you. Will you be going for the Royal Ball on Sunday?

Kermit: Why yes Ms Bootylicious. I will be in fact. I will be bringing Posh Spice (Kermit's best friend) along with me.

Ms Bootylicious: Oh, thats great. By the way, look here. I have a picture of Snow White here with me.

Kermit: Wow, she is rather...cute.

Ms Bootylicious: Yeah, she has a voice like honey. My friend, Bert Newton said she sounds like she has honey in her voice.

Kermit: Oh really, well, then I would like to to hear her sing then. Hope she doesn't put my dwarf to sleep.

Ms Bootylicious: What was that?

Kermit: Oh, nothing.

Ms Bootylicious: Thats excellent. Ok, we shall see you at the Royal Ball then.

Kermit thinks to himself...what about Ms Piggy??